DUMPED AND DISCARDED: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be email emperor, you know? Sending out loads of junk every day, racking up those opens. People would get hooked on my clever schemes. But now? Now I'm just a has-been spammer, getting filtered by those stupid filters. My inbox is empty. My once-thriving empire has crumbled. The gratification of a successful spam campaign are just a dist